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		<title>Researches find poop-throwing by chimps is a sign of intelligence</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Nov 2011 20:13:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[(PhysOrg.com) &#8212; A lot of people who have gone to the zoo have become the targets of feces thrown by apes or monkeys, and left no doubt wondering about the so-called intellectual capacity of a beast that would resort to such foul play. Now however, researchers studying such behavior have come to the conclusion that [...]]]></description>
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(PhysOrg.com) &#8212; A lot of people who have gone to the zoo have become the targets of feces thrown by apes or monkeys, and left no doubt wondering about the so-called intellectual capacity of a beast that would resort to such foul play. Now however, researchers studying such behavior have come to the conclusion that throwing feces, or any object really, is actually a sign of high ordered behavior. Bill Hopkins of Emory University and his colleagues have been studying the whole process behind throwing and the impact it has on brain development, and have published their results in Philosophical Transactions of the Royal Society B.</p>
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		<title>Hot Monkey Sex</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jan 2010 05:00:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Chimps Remain Cool Under Fire</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2009 01:47:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chimps remain cool under fire, possessing a near human ability to predict how wildfires spread and react accordingly&#8230;[Read More]]]></description>
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		<title>Monkey Waiter</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Dec 2009 05:00:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>numbertwo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Japanese restaurant named Kayabuki employed two monkey waiters recently to serve the table service&#8230;[Read More]]]></description>
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<p>A Japanese restaurant named Kayabuki employed two monkey waiters recently to serve the table service&#8230;[<a href="http://www.strangeasianews.com/japanese-restaurant-has-monkeys-waiters/">Read More</a>]</p>
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		<title>Kung Fu Monkeys Turn Tables On Trainer</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2009 03:53:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>numbertwo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Chinese man who trained monkeys martial arts to entertain shoppers was shocked when they turned the tables on him&#8230;[Read More]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span>A Chinese man who trained monkeys martial arts to entertain shoppers was shocked when they turned the tables on him&#8230;[<a href="http://news.peacefmonline.com/foreign/200912/34712.php">Read More</a>]<br />
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		<title>Smell Your Way to True Love?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Dec 2009 05:00:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Smelly monkeys have left scientists wondering if one way to find the partner of your dreams is to follow your nose, Sky News reported&#8230;[Read More]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Smelly monkeys have left scientists wondering if one way to find the partner of your dreams is to follow your nose, Sky News reported&#8230;<a href="http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,576845,00.html">[Read More]</a></p>
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		<title>Monkey Pushes Woman Off Cliff</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 19:25:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The woman, 60-year-old Zhou Juchang, made the claim after winding up at the bottom of a seven-metre rockface, fracturing her hip and breaking three ribs&#8230;[Read More]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><!-- // .story-intro --> <!-- google_ad_section_start(name=story_body, weight=high) -->The woman, 60-year-old Zhou Juchang, made the claim after winding up at the bottom of a seven-metre rockface, fracturing her hip and breaking three ribs&#8230;[<a href="http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/world/monkey-pushes-woman-who-wouldnt-share-off-cliff/story-e6frfkui-1225776676677">Read More</a>]</p>
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		<title>Rogue monkeys force farmers to leave fields barren in Himachal Pradesh</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Dec 2009 05:00:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Baragaon/Shimla (HP), Nov 30: The monkey menace in Baragaon village in Himachal Pradesh has grown to intolerable proportions, forcing the farmers of the region to leave their fields barren. Lured by easy availability of food, the monkeys march in hordes to human settlement&#8230; [Read More]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Baragaon/Shimla (HP), Nov 30: The monkey menace in Baragaon village in Himachal Pradesh has grown to intolerable proportions, forcing the farmers of the region to leave their fields barren.</p>
<p>Lured by easy availability of food, the monkeys march in hordes to human settlement&#8230; <a href="http://www.dailyindia.com/show/346986.php">[Read More]</a></p>
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		<title>Snap-happy Vienna orangutan opens Facebook gallery</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Dec 2009 16:52:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[VIENNA (Reuters Life!) – A 33-year-old furry photographer is winning fans on social networking website Facebook for pictures of her daily life as an orangutan in a Vienna zoo...[Read More]]]></description>
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		<title>Get the monkey off your snack</title>
		<link>http://www.monkey-poop.com/2009/12/get-the-monkey-off-your-snack/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 14:27:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>numbertwo</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For the 20th time, the macaques of Lopburi, Thailand, gorge themselves on confections and fizzy cola&#8230;[Read More]]]></description>
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